MR. ULIP: (the glove: sometimes seen wearing
Mickey Mouse ears) is an
academic prone to aphorisms, however scrambled. Has no experience
of the
real world. Think Pangloss. A positive thinker, but has an awareness
of his
ineffectuality. Drinks occasionally.
LI'L: An angry middle-class girl. Highly
intelligent but unfocused.
Precocious and possibly violent.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BUS DRIVER: (his full
name) JORG for short. Has a triangular orange body, simple round
head and angry eyes. Fearful, overly cautious and haunted by
his past (secretly the first female-to-male sex change).
KAVE: A zombie.
BUN: A bunny (Li'l's pet?). Cute fluffy exterior
conceals complex inner life.
DAG: An intelligent dog. Doesn't speak, but
thinks. Sees all and makes
rational decisions but lets others act out their follies. Is
tormented
privately by the inexorable physicality of life. Loves theory,
hates
praxis. Cynical but loyal
.EBAR, the Triptopus
.Cameo appearances:
The Do-nut Flower, Bad Babies, Peeps and a Chaircomb.